Don't Be a Fool!

On this April Fool's Day - we reveal our simple three-step programme "How Not to be a Fool".

Foolishness is a matter for growing concern in our world today, as a quick glance at any newspaper will show; everyday there are new reports of outbreaks of foolishness, often quite close to home. Most worrying of all, many of our government-leaders, scientists and other prominent figures have become severely infected.

Doctors have no cure for this embarassing condition; as soon as it is brought under control in one area, it breaks out into a more virulent form somewhere else. Researchers suspect that many more people have the disease than previously thought, but being afraid even to admit it to themselves, they don't seek help.

If you worry about picking up this infection, or suspect you may already show symptoms - fear not! Help is at hand in our simple three-step programme. The best way to deal with any disease is to strike at the root rather than the symptoms and our programme is designed to completely eradicate the causes of foolishness and to provide immunity to re-infection.

Step One: Know thyself! The greatest folly is thinking you are something you aren't, so: Understand that you are not the body, but spirit-soul. Extend this knowledge also to all other living creatures and respect them accordingly.

Step Two: Read Bhagavad-Gita As It Is. This will give you a clear understanding of the nature of the illness and will strengthen the immune-system.

Step Three: Chant the maha-mantra daily. There is no more effective way of removing every trace of foolishness than this very simple remedy. It works rapidly and protects one from re-infection.

If followed carefully, this programme will restore us all to a healthy and natural state of wisdom. We recommend combining this programme with Humility and Compassion, for extra good results. Satisfaction guaranteed!